INTRODUCTORY QUESTION: WHY IS THIS DEMOCRATIC ADMINISTRATION GOING TO SUCCEED WHERE OTHERS HAVE FAILED?

1. Why is it that during all other recent Democratic Administrations we eat HUMBLE PIE, but during this  Administrations we eat the GOP's LUNCH?

2. Why is it that during all other recent Democratic Administrations, the GOP brands us as hippie/commie/vegetarians, but during this Administration overwhelming majorities would prefer even this to eating the GOP's BITTER HERBS?

3. Why is it that during all other recent Democratic Administrations, we did not know how to handle the GOP dip-shits, but during this Administration we have learned how to dip the GOP dip-shits in their own bullshit at least twice a minute?

4. Why is it that that during all other recent Democratic Administrations, we were caught off-guard by GOP ATTACKS either sitting or reclining, but during this Administration we can easily kick their ass even while eating in a reclining position?

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