The Key to the U.S. Bank Deal: Government to Get Free Checking

By Don Davis

"WE ALSO INSISTED ON UNLIMITED CHECKS, WITH A DESIGN OF OUR CHOICE, ALL AT NO FEE. THIS WAY, WE CAN CONTINUE TO RUN UP THE NATIONAL DEBT … WITHOUT ALL THOSE ANNOYING MONTHLY CHARGES." 

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