Thursday, October 16, 2008

Spend Valentine’s Day With John Ashcroft!

Nothing says "I love you" like a romantic cruise with John Ashcroft and Tom Tancredo. The Young America's Foundation cordially invites you to "surprise your sweetheart" with tickets to a ten-night adventure on the high seas with a bunch of über-conservative old white dudes. Because trust me–no girl can say no to spending Valentine's Day sharing "pressing thoughts with individuals who have done so much to advance the Conservative Movement."

Here's the saccharine, weirdly timed invitation (click to enlarge):

Prices start as low as $4,281 per person, so you better reserve your spot while it's still available.

http://www.pushback.org/2008/10/15/spend-valentines-day-with-john-ashcroft/

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