Wayb'lowdabelt, VA —BobZaguy In an exclusive interview with this reporter, both Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity agreed to answer my questions about the dysfunctional Republican party and what became a kick-ass defeat for the McCain/Palin campaign on November 4. Limbaugh and Hannity say they have officially resigned from the GOP ranks and will convene their new political party, the CCCP or Central Conservative Cigar Party.
They feel that the election was lost, and lost big-time, because all the lobbyists on the GOP payroll strayed from the true conservative creed — outsource government, stop taxing the rich, send the f-ing immigrants home — then rally the new troops and put Gingrich and Wasilla Barbie in the White House in 2012.
"After all," said Sean Hannity, "at the end of the day, its the conservative core ideas that work. Ignore the issues, paint the opposition as Commie pinkos or fags — whichever works, and plunder the hell out of the budget for personal gain." Limbaugh nodded in agreement.
As the most prominent voices of what used to be the alliance of The Old Guard, they were visibly pleased that the election wiped out the last dregs of the GOP's creepy moderates. "Tell Dubya not to let that door knob hit him on the way out," said Rush, as he choked partly from laughing and partly from inhaling his cigar smoke. "Damn, I gotta quit breathin' in when I got this in my mouth." Then he grinned knowingly at Hannity who was playing with the zipper on his corduroys.
"Fuck reform," said Sean. "Who cares that some American voters don't want a party whose main idea is slashing government? Fuck 'em if they think the country has changed. They all think global warming is serious. Who cares about younger voters? Who the hell wants to live on the East or West Coast anyway?"
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