the squirrels in Brazoria County

 

And a thanks to Kathy for the heads-up about the squirrels in Brazoria County --

LAKE JACKSON — Church seems an unlikely place to hear the phrase "Islam is the light."

To Linda Huebner of West Columbia, the phrase shouldn't come from a baby doll's mouth, either.

Huebner, 50, said a couple at her church told her the Fisher-Price Little Mommy Real Loving Baby Cuddle and Coo Doll had the phrase "Islam is the light" as part of its recorded cooing noises. Then she heard it for herself.

"She has three voice cycles, and moms shopping would go, 'Oh how precious!' " Huebner said. "I would buy her right then until I got her home and my baby kicked her legs and then it says, 'Islam is the light.'"

Huebner, who said she is a Christian, said the message was sneaky and she was offended it would play on a toy that was not advertised to say that. She went to the Target store in Lake Jackson on Tuesday and bought the doll, then set up in the store's parking lot to alert shoppers.

"This is subversive," she said. "I'm offended by that, I'm greatly offended by that."

     Oh Dear Lord, it's religious tolerance! That has to be stopped immediately before some poor child is ruined - ruined, I tell you - by gibberish. 
     I'll bet you fifty bucks cash American money that Linda Huebner has read about this on the Internet Machine and went to five different Target stores to find this particular doll solely so she could get her outrage in the newspaper.  I promise you that outrage is considered foreplay in Republican households. 

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