Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Cartel Kills 18 In Rehab

A Mexican drug cartel is being blamed for the shooting deaths of 18 patients at a rehab clinic. What do you think?

Young Man

Liam Freiman,
Elevator Repairman
"People are so quick to blame things on drug cartels. Did anyone ever consider that those 18 people might all have the same jealous boyfriend?"

Old Woman

Sarah Shapiro,
Marketing Executive
"As a marketing executive, I'm intrigued by the idea of maintaining product loyalty by threatening former customers with death."

Old Man

Demitri Cervenkova,
Systems Analyst
"I'm going to use this as a cautionary tale for my children as soon as I figure out what the non-ironic moral is."

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