DIAPERMAN – Vitter needs to look at himself before buying into rumor-mongers like the Birthers. That whole diaper fetish thing may come back to haunt him.
There are only a handful of people in Congress that can compare to Rep. Michele Bachman (R-WTFistan) for sheer, willful igrnorance and buffoonery, but right at the top of the short list has to be Sen. David Vitter (R-Asshatylvania).
Vitter answered a question from an Orly Taserer over the weekend about Barack Obama's, "refusal to produce a valid birth certificate." Rather than just saying "it's already been settled" and rolling his eyes like any sane person, Vitter provided an answer as slick as Lousiana's best BP crude. The answer simultaneously proved he knows the correct answer, is a-skeered of some his own inbred constituents, and has mastered the age-old technique of all charlatans – flinging guano at someone else so as not to get any on their own shoes.
Vitter never said anything about Obama and the state of Hawaii producing birth records so many times that Hawaii has started turning down requests and judges have batted away frivilous lawsuits like Vitter swats bats in his own belfrey.
No, he said he supports "conservative legal organizations and others who would bring that to court. I think that is the valid and most possibly effective grounds to do it." In other words, "I ain't sayin' it's true, but it's a mighty interestin' question."