Britney is tired of being compared to influential black leaders

July 31st, 2008 First time bloggers popped up all over the place this week. Christian Bale explained that he keeps to himself because deep down he's really Patrick Bateman, Justin Timberlake claimed to have invented the trucker hat and Rihanna finally fessed up to writing 'Umbrella' while it was raining outside. Check out these stories and more ... I'm tired of being compared to influential black figures by Britney Spears I'm so mysterious because deep down I'm Patrick Bateman by Christian Bale I invented the trucker hat by Justin Timberlake You are going down to Chinatown, rest of world by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad There is seriously a shit load to do in Albany! by Peyton Manning In honor of Randy Pausch, this is "The Last Blog Post" by John Mayer I wrote 'Umbrella' when it was raining outside by Rihanna Regards, The News Groper Editors www.newsgroper.com