At least the economy hasn't poked you in the eye

 

June 12th, 2008 Mr. Bernanke has a point about the economy, it could be worse. The economy could have killed your goldfish. In other news around the fake blogosphere, Laura Bush thinks Michelle Obama is sassy, Radiohead's Thom Yorke wants a TV show on the Planet Green channel and McCain is disturbed by how recent everything has become... You cut me deep, Dan Boren by Barack Obama On the other hand, the economy hasn't poked you in the eye by Ben Bernanke Why is everything so recent these days? by John McCain My idea for a TV show: Onion Dip by Thom Yorke Michelle Obama is sassy! by Laura Bush Sharpton to Eastwood: Your mom shuts her face (but not her legs). by Al Sharpton Regards, The News Groper Editors www.newsgroper.com

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