by Steve McKay
Contrary to popular misconceptions, Jesus was not a longhair. It is amazing that in our own lifetime we will bear witness to one of the religious world's greatest debates being put to rest. At long last, the fighting can end!
While others were frittering away their time examining pointless issues like what color Christ was or whether or not gays are people too, Dr. Jack Hyles dropped a bomb on the religious theory scene a few years ago. Although the man is no longer with us, his teachings live on via the Internet.
Section headings include:
-God Is Concerned About Our Apparel, Hair Styles, Etc
-The Bible Plainly Teaches That It Is A 'Shame' For A Man To Wear Long Hair
-Jesus Was Not A Nazarite
-If Jesus Had Been A Nazarite, He Still Would Not Necessarily Have Had Long Hair
We're sure that any day now people are going sit up in their barber's chairs and take notice, 'cause the way we see it, Hyles has convincingly proved his point that long hair is a universal symbol for rebellion and that wearing your hair short is a symbol of one's belief in the Bible. But what does that say about skinheads and people with mohawks? And what about mullets? Hey, wait a minute…
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